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Good morning folks.

First off – big shout out to Gachie. Although your in the bad books for your behaviour on Saturday night….

Right so my plans for a cheap realtively alchohol free weekend went out the window. BIG TIME.

Thursday – Well it was Kate and Emilys first proper night back so we had to go for a few scoops. Had a few beers in the girls house then went to CnB and got muldooned. Im actually havin trouble here rememberin what we did!! I think we just left the CnB and went back to the girls for a nightcap, but ended up havin a parth on the balcony til all hours….I think. I do know we woke Farah up and she was not a happy bunny. 3 of us slept on the pull out bed anyway. I set ALL the alarms, none of them worked. Woke up just in time to call in ill. Millman also called in sick. Dave Clancy called in sick. Faygo was 4 hours late!! Good fun though!

Friday – Well seeing I had a day off, I thought we’d go to the beach. Nah that didnt happen. Me Dave Kate and Emily went to IKEA for their furniture. Was a fun oul day! IKEA sells $1 hotdogs – amazing. We also played charades on the train. Love Australia!! Got back around 4 anyway and decided to go for 1 in the Tea Gardens to even ourselves out – what ensued was zero to hammered in 40 mins. A few of the lads were there already, so we started playing in betweenies but using drink instead of money. It was hilarious. Went through about 8 schooners in half an hour….then we played a marathon game of softest kiss, which has kinda turned into a national pastime in the group!! Following that we went to the CnB for a 90’s night. It was class music. Plus we were all geefaced. Great fun. I wandered back to the girls round 3 I think, I fucked up a little. Oops.

Saturday – Woke up the next morning, Faygo was there!! He doused me in perfume! Decided to go home for the first time since Thursday, had an amazing brush of the teeth, dropped the laundry in…then headed up with Millman, Mike and Ed to do some shopping. think we lasted a good half an hour (including lunch) til we were back in the bleedin pub!! Idiots…we only had one though. Called into the girls, and I spent 3 or 4 hours putting together all their furniture the bought in IKEA! Got a six pack out of it though and some brownie points!! had a nap on the couch and then headed home to get changed. Back to the lads house for a few before we were headin out. Had a mad laugh in the house. Tunes were blaring, turned in to a bit of a party!! Left at 11.30 eventually and got taxis to Kings Cross. Went in to a new bar called the Sugar Mills. It was OK. We did a lot of dancing. Then left round 3 in the AM for the courthouse….me and scully tried walking to it but got completely and utterly lost. Got a taxi back. Scully decided not to come in so I was left on my own, nobody was answering there phones. I was just watching loads of people getting refused from the courthouse. So I decided to pull Faygos old cigarette trick. Stamp it out in front of there face and pretend you were just out havin a fag! Worked a treat….Found Faygo and Kate in there (thank god). Murphy Birch and Farah turned up after a while. We had fun with the jukebox. Come 6am the sun was blazing in the windows. Thats when you know you’re a loser….

We left anyway and spent 45 mins walking to pieface. Its literally 200 metres away but we were havin a load of fun. Murphy was tryin to touch a sign of a shop. Never seen anyone as bad as jumping. It was hilarious. Got a taxi back to the girls anyway and redeemed myself from the fuck up the night before.

Sunday we were up round 12 (after going to bed at 9!?) All of us in bits. Decided to go to McDonalds for lunch and come back and watch a film…think that happened?? HELL NO!! Got the McD’s and decided to go over for a cure to Millman Phil and Mike in the Tea Gardens…needless to say we stayed for a while. Watched a brilliant musician then an Oasis tribute band were on (not to good)…then to the CnB for the usual Sunday celebrations. I was dying. Literal dead man walking. Phil Millman and Mike embarrassed the crap outta Faygo – they sang  3 songs back to back to him. the whole beer garden was singing along. Faygo didnt know what to do!! Hilarious.

10pm came and I hit a wall…couldnt go on. Got the bus home and had another amazing brush of the teeth!!

Surprisingly fresh today…? I have to work up til Xmas eve, gonna take a half day then. Having our Christmas dinner in the lads house at 4 on Wednesday, then a bit of a session after. Not sure what te plan for Christmas day is. Im sure the beach will be involved though…looking forward to my dinner though!!

So then im off work til the 5th Jan, so mightnt be able to update this til then. And hopefully by then I’ll be able to remember what exactly we got up to over the festive period!!

So I’ll wish you all a Merry Christmas and  Happy New Year.

Im gonna try my best to not die from alchohol poisoning!

Til next time,

Tarataratara

Ro

Life’s a beach

Hellooooo

So had a mentalist mongoloid weekend…

Friday – it actually rained all day. i mean it didnt stop once. So everyone is like – what the fcuk are we doin in Oz, might as well go home! Anyway got thru the day in work, headed straight to the Tea Gardens (I know) after, or as we call it – The Office. Was there for 6. Loads of the lads were out. Got mangled. I mean proper hammered. Everyone was using the excuse that it was too wet to leave. Lost my favourite top in the whole world. Dont have a clue where it went. And I spent my whole weekend budget -oops. Ended up back in Coogee with herself.

Saturday – Woke up in a heap. Remembered it was Murphys birthday and that we were going on a fancy dress pub crawl. Seeing I had a spent the majority of my money I wasnt really in the position to go rent a costume (they ask for like 200 dollar deposits on them). So I was to Ciara – any clothes I can wear? She kitted me out! Sweet. So went back to Bondi, had to buy some footwear and a bag for the outfit (coz there was no pockets to keep my stuff in). Got that then headed over to the lads. I put it on….

They were disgusted.

Apparentely the yellow hotpants weren’t so hot….

Personally I thought James’ was more disgusting….

It was a funny old day though.

We got the train to the city, yep 20 of us dressed up got the train and walk through the city on a Saturday near Christmas. We got some stares. Then we got a ferry to Balmaine. I think we did about 10 pubs. We talked to everyone in every pub, they loved us. Ould ones thought I was hilarious. They kept feeling my boobs, so I felt theirs back!!

Come the last bar, the group was a bit scattered. We were gonna get a taxi into the city and go out (twas 2am at this stage) but got a phonecall saying a few of them cant get in anywhere. So me and James got a taxi back to the lads house, we were locked out so we broke in. A few more came back, had some beers, bit of a sing song – out cold on the couch….4th weekend withough staying at home….

Woke up Sunday, was fresh enough. Was gettin my gear together and noticed no passport. Gone. Missing. I was near crying. I had the handbag all night so couldnt understand where it went to. We got ID’d at the last bar so had it going into there. Spent the whole morning on the phone to taxi’s, bars and the police. Nothing. Disappeared. Went home in the sulks anyway….

All the lads were goin out for the day to the Miss Bondi 2008 final, i was in fierce humour so didnt want. Went to lunch with Katie my housemate. Walking up the road got a phonecall from Andy Millman (absolute player). Found your passport RonanHealy he says. I was jumping around the place!! Where was it millman? Out the back garden under Scullys van….hmmmmmm. Took me about 10 mins to figure out how it got there…When me and james were locked out we went round the back and climbed the fence. I had just fcuked the handbag over the gate…passport obviously flew out of bag under van….had to ring the po po back to say I found the passport. the police woman was like – and where did you find it Mr.Healy? Em..out in the back garden – she broke her hole laughing…dont ask said I.

So I was all happy again – im goin out on the RIP. Went to the beach road hotel, met the lads. Competition hadnt started thank God. We were out in the beer garden for ages – twas brilliant weather. Decided to drink Bulmers for the first time in a year or 2. Good choice!! The comp was amazing – seriously hot girls…surprise dark horse won it though!!

Then after we headed to the CnB as usual. had a mad laugh. Work was groggy the next day….

So nout much happening this week. Work is fine. the weather is amazing. Bit jealous I have a 9-5 and cant go to the beach until the wknds. But then again some of them have to work the wknds, which would suck even more.

Kate and Emily are back tomorrow, yay!

Got 1 christmas card. Off Gachie. He lives about 20 mins away. It was a nice thought though…

have no plans for this weekend yet. Maybe a barbeque. Gotta get some xmas presents sorted also….

Right its nearly 5 bells, have to go home woooooooooooooooooooo

Ciao

Ro

All your dreams are made from strawberry lemonade…

Hi
Its Friday. I love fridays. Except its pissin rain today!? booooooooo

Havent done much this week. Called into the girls yesterday, Claire was making shepherds pie. I had some, then I had some more. It was amazing. Then I called up to the lads with the girls. They had a surprise for the lads for letting them stay in their house for a month. It was a picture of all of us boys when we were dressed up as the girls? remember that random sunday morning? well there’s 10 of us sitting in a row with our legs crossed looking like full time woofters/border line trannys!!! Well they blew the photo up and framed it. It is BRILLIANT!!

Mike and Ed from Perth arrived on Wednesday. Ed is stayin with Ray and shell, Mike is in with me and phil. He actually sleeps in my bed with me. Its rosemantic!!

I dont think there is much goin on tonight as we’re all in preparation for the big one tomorrow for Murphys birthday, here’s the itinerary Faygo sent everyone…

Host:
Ronan Murphy
Type:
Party – Night of Mayhem
Network:
Global
Time and PlaceStart Time:
13 December 2008 at 17:00
End Time:
14 December 2008 at 07:00
Location:
Balmain
Description
We’re all meeting in Circular Quay to get a boat from Wharf 5 at 4:35pm to Balmain. Fancy dress theme is……….no theme! If you can’t make that, here’s the plan…

A. 5:00 – 5:45pm Dry Dock Hotel, 90 College Street Balmain (95551306)
B. 5:50 – 6:30pm Sir William Wallace Hotel, 31 Cameron Street Birchgrove (95558570)
C. 6:35 – 7:15pm Royal Oak, 36 College Street Balmain (98102311)
D. 7:20 – 8:00pm The London, 234 Darling Street Balmain (95551377)
E. 8:05 – 8:45pm Monkey Bar, 255 Darling Street Balmain (98101749)
F. 8:50 – 9:30pm The Attic, 292 Darling Street Balmain (98101311)
G. 9:35 – 10:15 Town Hall, 366 Darling Street Balmain (98188950)
H. 10:20 – 11:00pm Cat and Fiddle, 456 Darling Street Balmain (98107931)
I. 11:10 – 11:40pm Exchange Hotel, 94 Beattie Street Balmain (98101171)
J. 11:50 – Close The Welcome Inn, 91 Evans Street Balmain (98101323)

Should be fun. I havent got my costume yet but I will.

Then on sunday its Miss Bondi 2008 final – nuff said.

Its lunch time…wooo
Slan

Knackers and Inbreds vs Skerries

Morning.
Today is Monday and I am hungoverrrrrrrrrr.

Had a super weekend there.
Thursday – got my first paycheck!! wooooo!! So we went to the cocknbukk (for a change), proceeded to get smashed. Didnt get home til 2 or somethin, was up at 6.30 then for work. not a good day!!!

Friday – Got home eventually after longest day ever, just called into the girls house and stayed there for the night…literally. Slept on the couch, no boozing….

Saturday – was up early as fcuk. Went and got a haircut, 39 bleedin dollars and a 10er tip?!! RIP OFF. She was super hot though. And you get a beer while your waiting!! Then I got all new duvets, pillows, sheets, and covers. My bed is the schnizz now!! Then we went to the beach coz it was seriously hot. Loads of us down there, great fun. Good talent about for perving too!! Then we went for a pint in the Bungabar…went home got changed and went up to the boys house. Me and Faygo got a taxi out to Glebe for Tino’s birthday. There was a good few people in the house, then we went to Cargo!! We were all on the guestlist which was sweet. Straight in VIP! Met Philly Gannon there, havent seen him in a long while!! Got steamboatskies in that place then went to the Courthouse. Nobody was able to get in which was a bit crap – I did though. Night was alright. Somebody told me they were there for the night but they definitely weren’t, its not that big so definitely would have seen them – LIAR. I got thrown out at half 5 for doing nothing…so went home to my leaba.

Sunday – got up late, went to the Beach Road hotel for Miss Bondi 2008!! It was savage apart from the fact I was dying slowly on the inside. Nothing a few pints didnt take care of!! Then we went up the cocknbull and got hammered – again. Oops.

So this week Im not sure what ill do. Got a new book – might read that. Think I might have a date too, not sure. Think I might go get singing lessons too. The lads are all playing football on Wednesday, as Murphy put it – Knackers and Inbreds versus Skerries. So thats Murphy, Birchall, Faygo, Scully and Gachie against Phil, Millman, David Clancy, Aaron and Millmans dad!! I took a chunk out of my toe so cant play (good excuse eh?!). Should be funny as fcuk to watch coz I know how serious this is going to get!!!

Its Murphys birthday on Saturday (27 hahah). So he decided last night that he’s having a fancy dress party on a boat followed by a pub crawl. One not good enough for ya Murph no?? Cant wait to see how this turns out…

Did I mention that I got my nether regions waxed? At the lads house warming 2 weeks ago. Phil did all his legs, Murphy did his ass, Birchall did all his chest and belly, so I got all my pubes waxed off, in front of everybody!! Was a bit raw at first – kinda like now though!!!

Discussions are in place for the next bit of ink. And I think I have Phils Xmas present sorted. All he wants is a pill, wrapped in a big box!! Easy…

Christmas in the sun is weird. Not a bit christmassy!
Ok well ive nothing else to write.

Bye!

Its HOT…Milk was a bad choice!

Howdy folks….

So things are superb at the mo. Great weekend. Great Job. Great house.

So the last time I wrote we weren’t exactly jumping for joy in the house. It got much better. Claire and Katie are absolute lunatics, always drunk. Great laugh with them. The scottish couple are gems, we like them a lot. And the couple from kilkenny are good fun. We’ve stocked our press with food. Once I get paid now on thursday ill be able to buy a base for my bed, a duvet and sheets and pillows and stuff – cant wait. And new shoes, coz im wearing scully’s at the mo and they aren’t exactly huge.

The job is class. Im busy for the first time ever in australia – did i say that last time? Thursday they got pizzas in, eat as much as ya want, friday i was brought across the road for a steak dinner. Yesterday my team was taxied to a place called milsons point, from there we got a private boat tour of the harbour, the bridge, the opera house. Really cool! Then the boat dropped us to a place called chowder bay, we had lunch in a posh restaurant over looking the bay, really amazing. 26 dollar cocktails, champagne, 50 dollar fillet steaks! Some lunch, then oracle paid for my taxi home!! Loving it!!

The weekend was fun, got home from work in a record 55 mins on friday, called straight into the boys, had a few beers, then we had a lads night out, hit the cocknbull and then tea gardens (very cliche i know). Ended up in coogee…again! Came home saturday, did me laundry, called over to the lads to do my ipod, didnt work. They were all heading out so were on the beer, i was resisting, gonna stay sober…the lads all left at 10, the girls were supposed to be sitting in. the minute the boys left, the girls whipped out the vodka and goon and GOT ON IT. They were gonna surprised the lads by meeting them in the courthouse later on. So they put the lads clothes on and spent 2 hours convincing me to go out… I crumbled eventually. We hit the courthouse round 2, had a mad laugh. This place is 24hrs open. There’s no DJ, just a jukebox which makes it twice the fun!! Once the sun comes up though peole just start headin home, so we got in at 7 in the AM or something….

Sunday we went to cocknbull for the evening. Phil and Millman threw me out of the band, but I got back in after some negotiations. We also met up with Crowley whom we met on the whitsundays sailing – great laugh!!!

MIA – Paper Planes – my sydney anthem, listen to it…..

Weather is amazing here, it got up to 34 yesterday when we were eating our lunch. Nightmare being stuck in an office in slacks and a shirt during this – definitely gonna lose my tan!!

Just wanna say a big hello to Darryl who went home 2 weeks ago, he thought a promotion in a job at home was a good reason to leave?? bet your sorry now darryl!!! haha only kiddin, i know your visa was up…

Right i better go work (for real!)

Something happened to me this morning that hasnt happened in a long long time, and its all down to a girl from cork…. can you guess what happened -> ronan.healy@oracle.com

BYEEEEEE

ps Here’s the map I said I’d put in….

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