HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

Wont be in on Sunday to wish myself a happy anniversary but HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO ME!! And Aoife and Cats!!

One whole year!! Wooooooooooooooooo

In the stats section of this blog its possible to see what way peoplelinked on to your site. So mostly on this its from www.crapadventure.tk but i’d get the odd google search for ronan does oz and stuff. Its just after telling me somebody got on to my site from google by searching “drunk girl wet herself”… now I know how it gets to my site – that time in mission beach when the drunk chick wet herself then fell out of bed and smashed her teeth in…. but who searches for that!??!!

I’ve changed by not changing at all…

Hiya.

So on Saturday coming – 1st Feb I’ll have been gone a year…a whole year! Jaysus time flies. I’ve done so much in this last year its unreal. Ive changed too – by not changing at all!

So my buddy Gachie from Skerries deserves a round of applause. He’s gone a whole month without offending or pissing anyone off!! Although I didn’t get to see him this weekend, well done buddy! He also started a new job today to which I wish him the best of luck. Also, after the last incident with my good mate mike, Gach apologised profusely and made everything better again! Fair play buddy. He is also now in the corporate world with me, so we’re gonna have corporate pints in our sweaty suits!!

So the long weekend went pretty well…

Thursday – Me and Murphy went out by ourselves – we had a couple of pints in the CnB by ourselves – good catch up time!

Friday consisted me of bouncing off the walls in work as usual dying to get out of the place. Went straight to the T Gardens after with a couple of the boys and girls, we left early enough and just brought booze over to the lads house and had a wee party. I passed out pretty early on the couch. I was tired!

Saturday i woke up at 8 to Murphy putting gay porn on…which was lovely. Watched some TV and went to the shop and bought everyone breakfast stuff- I cooked it all too. Im a hero. Got a very random phone call which was nice. Saturday was the hottest day of my life. Ive been to hot places, but the humidity and heat combined took the piss. Everyone was melting. We all went to the beach and sat in the sea to cool down. That night us Skerries boys went for dinner with the Birchalls. Ethel and Ciaran are over for a few weeks and were nice enough to bring us out. We went to hurricanes wwwooooooopp. It was gorgeous, got a good few rounds in too! Then we just went to the Bondi Hotel after for a few more, it was great fun. And probably the first time it was just us Skerries boys out. The girls joined us after a while and then the troops headed off to Edgecliff – i didnt bother so was home early enough.

Sunday was up early, Me and Phil did some chores, cleaned the house and that then went up to the girls and watched TV for the evening. Me and Bar My Man went to the bottleshop round dinner time and got 2 bottles of 5 dolla passion pop each! Had a them then a good few of us hit the CnB, the girls came with us for a while but then went off into town to meet the lads. After the CnB me, Bar, Dave Aaron and Fiona went back to the house and had a party. Just the 5 of us. IT WAS BRILLIANT. We raved. I got unbelievably hammered and passed out on the balcony (apparentely). They lifted me in to the couch! Haha.

Woke up yesterday with the worst hangover known to mankind. It hurt a lot. Stoopid passion pop! Sat on the couch all day.  Pulled the strength together last night to go home, watched a movie with katie then went to bed….

Back in work today booooooooo at least its only a 4 day week though!!

So we as a group made a pact that we;re not goin out next weekend – i cant see that happening but its a nice thought!! Friday we’re definitely going to the open air cinema in Bondi – they are playing The Goonies – how good is that!!!

I listen to the radio all day everyday in work! Its brilliant…In the mornings Kyle and Jackie-O are on, the same music is repeated all day then and at 4 Hamish and Andy are on and they are funny bastards. LOVE IT.Im actually breakin me hole laughin at them now…

Hmmmmmmm think thats all for now….

ta ra

Girls are emotional terrorists…

Hello.

Nothing happened – i just like the emotional terrorist bit!!

So on thursday, we sat in the girls, had a few bottles and played our games. We played some kinda quiz game – i won. We played charades. We played BE A. Then I figured out that nobody was heading out so I went home…

Friday, bouncing off the walls in work, love fridays…brought a bottle of wine home and started boozin with the housemates. Convinced Katie and Claire to go out, so we got hammered in the house then went to the beach road hotel. Like we knew the place was big, but ono friday we went upstairs, the place is fcukin massive. Its probably the biggest bar in the world. All the lads and girls were there too. After we went to the bondi hotel, few more drinks. Claire – Fake boobs – Score.

Saturday we just messed about in the house for the day (i think), hungver to fcuk. Then headed up the lads for the pub crawl for dave sheehys birthday. Left the house round 5 and went to Paddington. First pub – the london. Few bottles there, then we went for dinner. Bottle of wine. Then we went went to the Paddington Inn and stayed there! Our pub crawl consisted of 2 pubs!!! Good laugh in the Paddo though, some amazing dancing. We stayed there til it closed at 1 then hit…..the courthouse! Wasn’t that great, I was home by 4. zzz zzz zzz…..

Sunday was spent on the beach. Me Aaron and Phil were in the waves all day, most fun ever. The guy in charge of the wave machine for the sea obviously left it on tsunami mode. We fcuked ourselves up playing in them. 3 huge kids we were!!Went to cock n bull after as usual…grand oul night.

This week is a struggle, stoopid bills mean ive no mon. And no mon equal no fun.

Not much else happening. Its feckin roastin outside again. Everytime I go outside its like breathing in that hot air from a hairdryer! Imagine being in a country where its snowing right now!!!

Here’s a nice photo from the day we went messing in Luna Park….

From left to right thats Richie Fagan, Me, Dave Clancy, Phil, Murphy, Birchall and Faygo! I like it!!

Ohhhhhhhhh gotta go work.

Bye!

Never trust a man, that when left alone in a room with a tea cosie, does not try it on…

Hello.

Its Thursday wooooo! I got paid wooooooo!! I’m back in business so!!

B.I.B started yesterday, can’t tell you what it is but its very important…next 6 months are crucial!!

Today it is 43 degrees outside or somethin. I went to the shop on my lunch there and nearly died, someone is ripping the piss. It’s seriously hot. Now I’ve done hot a lot of times, tennants creeks was 40’s. cambodia was 40’s but i was never wearing slacks, shirt and shoes – especially black ones!! Its not fun….cant wait to get the none air conditioned train home!!

Got a text from Kate there, apparantely we’re having a games night tonight – fun!

BIBing tomorrow night.

Saturday is  Dave Sheehys bondi birthday pub crawl!!

I burnt my finger on the toasted sandwich maker today

So here’s my big news – I was doing a contract in work yesterday on the oracle. I may or may not have overlooked a small matter in the contract. I may or may not have released it to the end user regardless. There was a time constraint on this contract which went past when one of the girls may or may not have noticed that I missed this small yet crucial bit of the contract. It may or may not have been too late by then. So inadvertently lost 1.2 millions dollars of Oracles money. OOOPS. By the way all the ‘may or may nots’ mean that I definitely did. HA

Here’s a few more snaps i missed. they need no explanation….

Soo I’m gonna go now and try not to lose 15 years wages….!

Bye bye!

Some photo’s I forgot…

St. Stephens Day at the races…

That day we dressed up with all the girls clothes coz they locked us out!! Don’t judge me….

haha that was a funny day!!

Boats and Ho’s

Afternoon,

So its Monday again…zzzz zzzz

So this weekend this is what happened – Thursday I called in to the girls after work (as per usual)…after a lot of peer pressure and convincing on their part I was goin out. So went home, got changed and went back up. Few drinks in theirs then went to CnB…Me Dave and Aaron got smashed. Very smashed! Wandered back to the girls and just slept there.

Actually got up and went to work on Friday, which was weird. Was definitely still hammered goin in…horrible day. Went straight home after, all my housemates were sittin in the driveway drinkin goon, so I joined them!! Then later on went up the girls again and went out with Emily, Kate and Claire. They left after a while, i stayed on with Ciara. Went back to Coogee and went swimming at like 5 in the morning….

Saturday went home round 11, got changed and hit the beach with all the dudes. There was 20 of us down there! Big happy family. Just went to the lads after that. They were all heading out but me and Murphy were SKINT so didnt do nothing. The guys were all off to Hyde Park to a free concert to celebrate the opening of the Sydney FEstival. Its on for a few weeks now, loads of gigs and concerts and stuff happening. Me and Murph just watched a movie then went to bed….together.    ?

Sunday we all just sat in the lads all day, cooked lunch and vegged out. Me Birch and Edel headed out to the CnB then around 7. Was good laugh…

So our sports day never happened…pricks.

This week I am poor, havent got paid in like a million years…cannot wait.

Also my toothache is still floatin about AND now Ive a chest infection or something…sound.

Im just chattin to Gez here now, he’s in Laos tubing. What I’d give to be there again – it seems like a life time ago!!

So Im under 3 weeks from my 1 year annivesary of leaving home…

Not much else going on…

I’ll write again this week.

Ta tuirseach orm.

Ronan

Xmas and New Year Photo’s…

Christmas Eve

My christmas tree in my house….thats a beer fridge.

All of us at dinner in the lads….

Party in the house…

Christmas Day

Bondi Beach…

Me and Mike…

All of us….

New Years Eve

View of the bridge from Rushcutter..

Me happy out with my esky…

The Skerries boys….

Sunset over Sydney…

Some of the fireworks…

All the girls…

New Years Day

Me and Birchall liqeured

I have a toothache…I can’t afford to go to the dentist…what does one do!?

Answers on a postcard to

Richard & Judy c/o Ronan Healy

3 Patterson Street

North Bondi

Sydney 2026

NSW

Australia

Or you can post me anything you want….I dare someone to.

Slan

Ro

UH OH

As Wally so kindly pointed out – http://www.crapadventures.tk is dead. I dont know how to fix it…..and it wont let me use a new address coz this route address is registered with them already – stupid cunts.

So sorry everyone will just need to use the route address:

http://crapadventure.wordpress.com

Sorry….

Actually scrap that…

www.crapadventure.tk is the new one….just drop the ’s’ from the old one…

ps. Its even hotter today!!

Rehab is for quitters…

Hello…! Happy new year to all…wow ours was nuts…

First off – its waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too hot outside. Its hittin 35 – ouch.

Gonna give it my best shot to try remember what we did…starting Wed 24th…Christmas eve…

I left work round midday, went back to the junction, did some last minute shopping and got some supplies for the dinner (case o’beer). Went home and got changed and headed back up to the lads. There were 16 of us for the dinner. It was savage. Great turkey and all the trimmings – YUMMY!  Bit of a party in the gaf after. I headed home round 4 or something.

Up then on Christmas day, me and the housemates exchanged kris kindle gifts and that. Me and phil also had our own pressies for each other…next we went down bondi beach for a swim – that got rid of the hangover. Also it was warm – nothing like the Christmas swim in Skerries! Home, showered and changed and back up the girls house for Xmas dinner number 2!! had the same again – it was sweet. Then we all headed to Bondi Beach for the Xmas celebrations. I know a lot of you have been there for it – it is NUTS. Bout 20000 people in shorts, bikinis and santa hats. Great fun.  Just for the records, buses run here on Xmas day,  newsagents are open and so is McDonalds!! Headed home once it got dark and just chilled with a few beers – nothing mental. Me and Mike headed home round the midnight mark to be rested up for the big day ahead…

Up early enough on St.Stephens Day. RACE DAY! Got dressed up to the MAX for the races. We all were supposed to meet in the lads for 11, of course I got there and obviously none of the girls were ready, the lads werent even ready…nuff of that, me and birch headed for a pint in the Tea Gardens. Got there and there was a good crowd already. For those who dont know, Tea gardens is the biggest dive ofa pub in Bondi Junction, I dont mind it that much but its hated by a lot of people. Everyone in it on that morning was dressed up though rather than GAA jerseys and work clothes…so it was a nice change!Got a taxi out to Randwick Racecourse and started on the Champers straight away! We met up with everyone eventually and got a good spot in the stands overlooking the course and the rest of the punters. The stand was in the shade, thank god coz it was bloody hot and I was wearing all black…! I think we may have missed out on some of the craic down by the course but sure we made our own. Everyone looked well, it was cool!! The day went past anyway, some winners, some losers…I didnt gamble…just got a bit tipsy. The races ended and things got a bit hazy after that. We got a bus to the city and headed for Cargo bar and sat there. Thats all I remember. I wone the award (out of 25/30 of us) for being the drunkest!! I did the right thing though of just leaving and going to bed. I remember being in mo leaba at 11.55pm. Loser.

Next day was Saturday. I cant remember what we did. Think we had a pint round noon for a cure. Then just chilled out somewhere? I dunno…

Sunday we went to the beach, it was hot. Me and Murphy got bored though and went to Bungabar at 2…left, did my laundry (I can remember doin that, but not what I did for a whole saturday?? WTF?) and got changed and headed up to the boys. We went to the eastern rooftop bar to wait for all the slow coaches (James, Faygo and ALL the girls). Turned out to be a cool place! Great tunes. Everyone arrived eventually and we spent a good 2 hours fighting about where to go. Decided on the Gaff. Got there and it was fun for 10 mins. Too small, too hot, too many knobs. Nobody was happy. So we went to courthouse, queue was round the corner – GOOD LUCk. went to some gay bar across the road – tried for 20 mins to get a drink and just got pissed off. Me and murphy just got a taxi home. Nothing was happening so I strolled home looking for my bed. Got in and there were 3 naked blokes in it – sound. Right ill bite the bullet and sleep on the couch, nope – got in there and there were 2 chicks on that. So I had a shit night, then couldnt even go to sleep!? So I literally sat on our garden wall thinkin will I head back up the road and sleep on the boys couch!? A lot of effort (its all down hill to my house, up to theirs). Next thing my wee angel from Coogee rang – she also had a crap night and was on the way home! Straight into a taxi…

Monday I got back round lunch time – we all just watched movies in the lads house then went to hurricanes for dinner. WOOOOOOOP. It was savage. A rack of ribs mmm mmm

Tuesday, we all met in the girls for 11ish. Got a train to Milsons Point and went to Luna Park. Its a fun fair/ carnival kinda thing. We had a mad laugh all day!! Loads of fun stuff!! Then we all just went home I think? dunno…

Just remembered what we did that saturday – I napped on the girls couch then we went to see Benjamin Button – good movie.

New years eve – me and aaron went esky shopping and stuff. got class ones with wheels and cheap cider! Got packed lunches prepared and went to Rushcutter bay. Had a class view of the harbour bridge for the fireworks. The weather was unbelievable. we were scorched all day. Didnt matter though. Had ice cool cider, packed lunch, great ipod tunes blairing and a lot of people around. had an absolute ball. The fireworks were amazing, really really amazing. Everyone just stood in silence watching them. the nwe all went home! Nightmare trying to find anyone. got the train with murphy and aaron anyway! back to the lads house – another bit of a session. fell asleep on their couch round 6.

I was up the next morning for the irish new year at 11. Woke everybody – nobody but birchall wanted to come. So me and Birch and his missus went to tea gardens – absolutely jammed and queues for miles so we had 5 mins to get into the CnB, which we made. had another countdown and proceeded to get steamboatskis. Birch left round 4 out of his face. I stayed on with Ciara and them til round 7, trying my best to act sober. Wasnt happening so went off home. thought id be great in my drunken state and take a shortcut, first ended up in a garden where a family was havin dinner, oops. next thing I was in Bronte – I was proper hammered. Got home round 9 I think with a birger king. Straight to bed.

Friday – I decided I had gone too far so was going on detox. rang Ciara and went to Coogee for the day. No booze. Just sat in and watched DVDs all day, then the next day we watched DVDs all day saturday again!! Went home saturday night, did nothing with phil as all the boys and girls were heading out – I was a good boy!!

yesterday I went to the beach on my own at 10am. Loads of peeps came down gradually. Had a nice day. Burnt my eyelids though. Weirds….then just did a bit of food shopping and not much else last night…

Back in work today!

So all in all it was a very different festive period than home. Lots of fun booze scandal and heat!! LOVED every minute of it!!

My detox is goin well, gonna try get the month of january out of it…good luck I hear you say! we’ll see!!

Couldnt find the lead for the camera so couldnt add in some photos – ill do it tomorrow…

Thats all for now!

Lator

Ro